Friday, September 17, 2010

Not Speaking to You

We get off on fifty seven carrots
We get off on a thumping good time
Like the way it gets us
every time it hits us
We've got disapprovin'
We've got disapprovin' hearts.

We didn't cause the refrigerator's compressor to go out. We shouldn't have to suffer. You should have carried the new refrigerator home on your backs yesterday instead of waiting until the store could deliver it today (and between 3-7 p.m.)! We disapprove of having to wait for you to go to the store to get us fresh veggies on a daily basis. You should have a) planted a cat-proof garden so we could get veggies on demand, b)ordered a special rush delivery from one of the organic farms in the area, and c)arranged a field trip for us to said organic farm that included an unlimited tasting session in the fields of our choice. And what about our dinner? That delivery window encompasses our dinner time! When you should be focusing on our needs you are going to be trying to prevent the blind, deaf, and feral cats from escaping out the front door! We disapprove with all our hearts and we are not speaking to you!!!!


  1. Are these allegations true?? I can hardly believe the inhumanity.

  2. OMG, this is as bad as the pot smoking 2 year old....

  3. Ohhhhhhh, the a knife to my midsection...I cannot imagine what a direct hit must feel like.

    Mickey says hangin's too good for crimes against rabbitry such as this. I'm glad I've got dandelion greens close at hand, that's all I can say.

  4. You have stated your case well. We say, "Guilty!"